Last Sunday, I was bored and so I decided to take a stroll to
stretch my legs. It was during this time that I saw the advert in the photograph above. Of course the first thing that caught my eye was the large print text
"NORMAL SIZE ENLARGEMENT". Below this were two numbers and a
name which you can call at anytime if you have a
problem with size. Unlike many other posters that advertise for
"PENIS ENLARGEMENT", this one was a little bit different because it
stated clearly that you will only get a normal size and not a monstrous item.
Another fact that I liked about this advert is that it does not mention the name
"Penis" which somehow leaves the little kids in the dark about what this size thing is all about.
Penis enlargement has become big business and those who know the
secret of enlarging are really making money. When you see a poster like the one
above, you will probably not think too much about it and may even laugh at it
but the truth is many people ain't laughing at all but are dead serious with the whole thing. People have spent
millions on penile enlargement products and are still spending.
"Old men are also visiting us for manhood enlargement but our
results are best between 7 and 37-years only. With old men we are receiving
complaints that the manhood is getting back to its original size after
enlargement. On manhood enlargement, we do ritual incision and the penis gets
enlarged quickly while others just eat porridge mixed with powder charms and it
gets enlarged." one traditional doctor was quoted in an online
publication, an indication that it is not always that penis enlargement will work for everyone. But whether it works or not, the truth still remains that many men are going for it.
I not sure whether the method mentioned by the traditional doctor above can fall under medical
treatment or magic but the fact that many people go for it may just be proof
that it works. Another reason why one must believe that it works is that you
only get to pay after the results have been achieved. One thing worth mentioning here is that you
should not by any means try and cheat the "doctor" by not paying him
when you are required to. These "doctors" have means of getting back what you
owe them.
On the list of services offered from the above poster, you will
notice that there are eight other services and item number eight reads
"SOMEONE IS OWING YOU OR DEBTS". This is a service which is offered
to clients who have failed to get back the money which they are owed. Doesn't
that simply explain why you should not avoid paying after your required penis
size has been achieved? The doctor offers service to clients on how to get their money back from people failing to pay which means he is an expert in getting back what you owe him.
Let us look at the other services offered. Item number one is intriguing. "BRINGING BACK A LOST LOVER IN 45
MINUTES". This was not the first time that I was hearing about this but it was
the first time that I heard this could happen that fast. I have heard many
stories that if your lover runs away with another person, you can bring him or her back by just smoking some herbs and mentioning
that person's name. This type of charm, is said to work even when you want
someone to fall in love with you whether they want to or not. How can a simple "cigarette"
accomplish all this? Spiritual powers are used in these rituals by calling out
the name of the lost lover and sometimes this is done at night at a graveyard. In the western culture they call this a Love Spell and sometimes you can get them free of charge on the internet.
My interest about this was how quickly (45 minutes) it takes for the lost or
runaway lover to come back. It is practically impossible for someone to get back that fast cos he or she may be thousands of kilometers away at the time. Could it be that the spell starts working after 45 minutes after being cast? According to the traditional healer quoted earlier in this
article, some kind of oil is used and when the ritual is done, it makes the
runaway lover "crazy" and they will want to come back. This will
happen even if the lost lover has entered into another relationship.
The second item is most likely a huge temptation for many people.
"WEALTH, LUCK, WINING LOTTO, MORE MONEY". Who wants to be poor anyway? I
however have one question to ask. If these people know how to become rich and
how to win the lotto, why are they in this business at all? Why not just be making
your own money the easy way? I am asking this because most of the people that offer these
"services" live in
cheap neighborhoods hardly what you would call very rich. I
cannot dwell too much on that because there are so many stories associated with
these get rich quick schemes and maybe they choose not to use their ways due to the unpleasant things that one must do to get that wealth.
Item number three dwells on "PASSING EXAMS, JOB INTERVIEWS AND
JOB PROMOTION". I guess now you know why that promotion passed you by and
went to someone who does not deserve it. I never knew life was this simple.
While you study all night to pass the exam, there is an easy way
out. How it is done is beyond imagination. How do the answers avail themselves to you in the examination room? Do you dream about them at night? Are you possessed by an imaginary force that can see the answers and whisper them to you? We can come up with many theories here but it still remains a mystery.
To the interviewing panel, it was not your fault that you chose a
dunderhead for the job but he was just one step ahead of you. He went for
"consultation" from the traditional doctor.
To the women who have been craving to get married but Mr Right has
been elusive, you may find item number four exciting. "QUICK MARRIAGE,
DIVORCE, STINGY HUSBAND". I have heard about "quick marriages"
which sometimes come with a "getting married to a white
man"enticement. Yes, many African women dream of getting married to white man because it is believed that white men are generous and rich. Many desperate women have tried getting help for
hooking up with men of their choice. This may just fit in with item number one which talks about bringing back a lost lover. I guess the methods used here may be the same with getting married to a person that you want to get married to.
What is more confusing is the “divorce” part. Why would someone go
to a “doctor” for a divorce? I thought you can get that from the Court. My
concern with this one is that some people may use it for selfish gains. Imagine
a woman who got married to man not because she loved him but because of
his money. After a few years when she has amassed the wealth she wanted, she
may get a divorce from the poor man through the influence of the herbs man.
Stingy husbands have not been left out of his quagmire. There is a
remedy for this too and may also be used for selfish gain. If a woman
loves money, she may get the charms to make her husband start giving her all
the money and even neglecting other responsibilities like supporting his extended family. It is common to hear
people talk about women who are accused of feeding their husbands the head of
the blue headed lizard, the Agama.
This lizard keeps nodding its head as if it is agreeing to something. It is
believed if a woman feeds her husband this charm, he will say yes to everything
that she says. He will say yes to every command that she gives him, even owning
up his entire month’s pay. I just wonder if this can work the other way round
if a man feeds the wife the same charms. Of course I have no proof of anyone
being fed the lizard’s head but it is widely believed that it is part of the ingredients for this spell.
HIP ENLARGEMENT AND FIRM BREASTS falls under item number five and this one that I think can rake in a lot of money if well marketed.
Many women these days are wearing padded pants and hip enhancers to make their
bodies have a shape that they desire. Imagine having a tailor made body without
the hassle of shopping for enhancers or going under the scalpel?
However, it boggles the mind if one thinks about how this can be
done by a traditional doctor. We have heard of breast implants and these are
done by using silicone but how the hell does a traditional
healer do it without surgery? Could it be done the same way that penis enlargement is done by drinking herbs or powders? Whatever the case, I have no doubt that if we were told exactly
how this is done, it would leave us spooked.
Then comes Item number six, “STOP SMOKING AND DRINKING”. Although the
basic rule to stopping anything is simply to stop doing it, I know that is not
the case with beer and smoking. These are addictive and anything which is
addictive is not easy to let go. Smoking is harmful to health and quitting is a very good option. There are more ways in which someone
can quit smoking but I just don’t know if these fall in with the method used by
the advertised service. The reason I say this is because you can get these tips freely through the internet.
The second last item on our advert is for“THOSE WHO WANT BABIES” followed of course by “THOSE OWING YOU MONEY ” which I covered at the top of this article.
Don't we have a remedy for everything?
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